visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

uhmgilinsky:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

image

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

bookwormandpoet:

simplystormie:

Stop it it’s too cute

I AM DYING 

Me when I become a dad some day

You are going to make an AWESOME dad, Meta :)


Human: listen to me.
Cat: no, listen to me.

Human: listen to me.

Cat: no, listen to me.

h-e-l-i-u-m3:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

THAT’S FUCKING RUDE MAN

h-e-l-i-u-m3:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

THAT’S FUCKING RUDE MAN